Absolute joke yesterday. Boss finally called me at 10.30, by which point I'd given up waiting for the call and with no work to do and being tired with juggling was in the process of ordering an oversized beanbag for my office. Quickly ended call and talked to both my current and ex- boss.
Long and short of the call was I needed to talk to IT about "VPN" and he was out of office for the rest of the week. Called IT, who are sending me a special encryption stick, expected today.
With no ability to do the work I don't have, I am taking the liberty of a longer breakfast today. Should note I have decided against wearing my dressing gown during working hours, although I am making an exception today.