Dropped my boss an email this morning and decided to indulge in some toast while waiting for a reply. Upon resuming my work shortly after (thus far principally involving rearrangement of desktop icons and corporate juggling) I received an email addressed to 'All in Office'. I felt very smug knowing it would be some drivel about broken heating or some such. Imagine my horror as I began to read the email, pasted below for full ghastly effect.
"Can whoever has ordered a pink bean bag please come to reception and pick it up. It's taking up quite a bit of space so sooner the better.
I felt a sickening feeling. It's not possible that someone else had ordered a pink bean bag, is it?