Had unfortunately task of telling other half about Neighbourhood Watcher and missing mantle clock when arriving home on Friday, with her most upset at loss of gift from her mother. As it happened found the object a ghastly piece, and was glad to see it go, but seeing my darling upset was awful.
Cheered her up by finally getting rid of that charity coat by means of bin bag, and she had a little laugh at the previous events. Said she wondered if boss and Horseface would be seen again.
Held off on explaining full details of run in with the Law to avoid undue distress both to other half and own pride.