Thursday, 15 December 2011

Day 54

Pleased to inform that remainder of Mrs Payne's cake now quite gone.  Other half and I helped ourselves to smallest possible piece without raising suspicion, leaving Mrs Payne to a sizeable portion, which she positively devoured.  Still feel not altogether well this moring, however Mrs Payne appears in highest of spirits.  Quite unfathomable how she manages it.

Mrs Payne went so far as to say she could make another cake given previous one lasted such a short time, however significant protestation from other half and I that really she was spoiling us, and perhaps she could wait a while, was thankfully acknowledged.

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Received work email to 'All in Office' saying boss would be off ill today.  Wondering now if palming off cake on unsuspecting victims could be considered manslaughter.

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