Altogether furious with Mrs Payne's return to our home. Or rather, barely having jolly well left. Was decided on account of Mrs Payne so awfully upset to hide out in shed that was really for the best for her to stay indefinitely. Provided some protestations to this, positively dismissed by other half as "missing the point". Responded not having elderley lady in one's own home absolutely NOT missing the point, this point itself ignored.
As such spent yesterday in attempt to avoid Mrs Payne, now awfully pleased with result and in quite jolliest of moods. Attempts to make peace by offering me tea most transparent but accepted all the same.
To make matters worse have still not received computer cables from company, so computer quite worthless and work getting later by the day.