Newspaper arrived this morning on schedule, however altogether furious in any case. Went to have words with paper boy when newspaper pushed through letter box, however by time had got to door found not a sign of him. Picked up newspaper and most furious to see date of yesterday.
Explained this to Mrs Payne and other half, thought this most amusing. Said it was because of leap year. Mrs Payne altogether pleased as newspaper, although old, had unseen crossword, and hence all was well. Asked if I wanted it in any case, or would prefer cereal box? Said would read newspaper thank you all the same.
Will have to go to newspaper shop again today to retrieve correctly dated newspaper, most annoyed about this.