Most pleased as acquired some caviare yesterday with Horseface's direction. Each tried a little taste after dinner, although Mrs Payne still rather under weather. Other half owned to quite interesting taste and would likely be altogether delicious with crackers. Repeated this also, and awfully glad we got it as had not tried it before.
Mrs Payne remained curiously silent as other half and I waited for verdict. After some moments realised Mrs Payne had yet to swallow it, and after what looked like incredible difficulty managed to get it down. Followed some minutes of silent wincing as to taste, and pallor decreasing from pale to white. With some bravery Mrs Payne opened her mouth, and said with difficult breaths,
"It's rather fishy".