Mrs Payne intolerable regards holiday. Certain she has booked same hotel as us, keeps hinting to being jolly nice place, wished we could see it. When queried on location or name mind altogether foggy, says can't quite remember.
Further annoyed as asking would she be needing train ticket to get there received response that would not take train but, "get there somehow". Other half most interested at this, asked would she need driving anywhere? Said she rather thought she would.
Probed further as asked on price of place, as know our booking quite frightful cost. Most curious, as Mrs Payne said it rather cheap booking week, and very pleased with discount. Replied pensioner discount very generous. Mrs Payne outraged at this, said was not old enough to qualify. Queried after several moments, pension age was 75, was it not?