Mrs Payne all too ridiculous yesterday afternoon, as found her sitting in lounge in front of spotlight lamp, sunglasses on, reading magazine. Asked for reasoning behind this Mrs Payne lifted sunglasses, looked in much disbelief as informed me was trying to get tan before holiday. On holiday was positively fearful to walk around as "white as a lobster".
Altogether ignored this error, said was impossible to tan from spotlight, as in any event, only 60W. Was as likely to tan on cloudy day. Mrs Payne most unconcerned with this, putting sunglasses back on, said with some excitement,
"I say, it's like we're holiday already! I mean, I'm on holiday already!". Furious at this.