Found armchair altogether distant from window yesterday afternoon, as such moved it myself once Mrs Payne vacated. Said I cared not a jot for sofa being less comfortable, could jolly well lump it. Mrs Payne said this precisely the problem.
Most annoyed to find Mrs Payne having attempted use of my mobile telephone. Said would like to try one before acquiring herself. Promptly took this back, with Mrs Payne saying was positively no use anyway, and must be a fearfully poor model, as all too difficult to use. Further, did I know telephone appeared to be set to Portuguese?
Muito irritou at this, spent fearfully long time returning telephone to English.