Mrs Payne most excited this morning, with all painting items on kitchen table whilst Mrs Payne showed other half. Bound to say most annoyed as tried having breakfast around various items. Almost spread butter on toast with putty knife.
Other half rather feigned interest at various colours, said was room not going to be rather bright? Perhaps should leave cream wallpaper as it was? This vigorously denied, was told room would look terribly jolly! Also said with excitement, had got quite excess of yellow paint, as large tub awfully good value, could paint whole house!
Having almost choked on toast, said was time for work.